The game manufacturer Parker Brothers has released "The Blame Game," described as fun for the whole country.
Red moves first
In the game, players divide into two teams, red and blue. The blue team uses the donkey tokens. The red team uses the sack tokens.
Red moves first. The red team throws the game in the toilet and runs outside to play cowboy.
The blue team tries to save as many pieces as possible before they hit the water.
Several days later, the red team returns, and attempts to pin the "Blame Tail" on a donkey token.
The red team can freeze blue team members momentarily by calling out "You should have told us sooner there was water in the toilet!"
Blue team members respond by sputtering, "But ... but ... but you ..."
Next, it's the red team's turn again. Each member of the red team shouts "I'm not going to play The Blame Game!" and starts strutting around.
The red team takes all the money in the Bank and distributes it to their friends.
Meanwhile, the pieces that landed in the toilet are still there.
The red team wins.
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