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2011/03/07	Governor Walker visits Farmer Brown
2006/10/31	Scary characters promised for Nov. 7 Halloween celebration
2006/10/13	Bush stubs toe; blames Clinton
2006/09/25	John McCain eats a bug
2006/09/18	Fighting fascism requires dictatorial powers, fervent nationalism
2006/09/10	Mickey Mouse resigns from Disney
2006/08/28	Pluto leaving Solar System entirely
2006/08/15	Liquids banned; snakes welcomed
2006/07/25	Embryos evacuated safely from Lebanon
2006/06/26	Microsoft to counter growing robot threat
2006/06/17	Alderaan survivors are enjoying homeworld's death, says author
2006/05/30	Mexican banditos may get amnesty for service in NSA
2006/04/24	Aquaman elected mayor of New Orleans
2006/04/17	Kunta Kinte advises caution on 'guest worker' program
2006/03/27	White House toilet clogged by U.S. Constitution
2006/03/13	White House defends spying on Frankenfurter mansion
2006/03/07	Yet another pig lipsticked
2006/02/28	ABC to air Lost retrospective retrospective
2006/02/20	Media unfair to Darth Vader
2006/02/10	Bush orders surveillance of black funerals
2006/02/06	Paris Hilton missing after cruise ship wedding to Scott Peterson
2006/01/30	Oprah summons the full power of the storm
2006/01/23	Plantation owners offended by Clinton's "plantation" remark
2006/01/16	G.O.P. sued for breach of Contract with America
2006/01/11	Nosferatu promises to keep an open mind
2006/01/09	God sues Pat Robertson for slander
2006/01/02	Bush expresses, hires Lowered Expectations

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